I wonder if a taradiddle
Might sometimes be a little riddle?
For if I tell you that I yodel,
How would you know that it’s fiddle-faddle?
It’s not quite the same as a real swindle;
It could be I’m only discussing a whangdoodle
Crazily playing a paradiddle.
In any case, I should really scuddle
For fear I’m becoming quite befuddled.
Please forget the taradiddle
This is only putting me in a muddle.